Acquire a large galleon with many cannons
Be able to swim
Drink grog, LOTS of grog
Be able to climb like a monkey up rough rope rigging
Learn to fire cannons without blowing yourself up
Eat a lot of fruits but always do it in the dark
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Hahah, very nice. However, I don't get it the last line: "Eat a lot of fruits but always do it in the dark".
I don't get it . . .
But great job! (I especially liked the monkey part.)
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